(Source: thefelixnebula)

I JUST BEAT OFF.

I’LL PROBABLY GO BACK AND CHOOSE THE OTHER ENDING TONIGHT.

tastefullyoffended:

musicalwaysfindsaway:

luckystrikesandtallthings:

waywardswagabond:

we went on splash mountain today

We’re in a stable relationship

I’m surprised you weren’t asked to leave for all that horsing around in the front

There is nothing about this picture that isn’t quality

like despite the couple in the front there’s the guy absolutely freaking out about them kissing and trying to protect jane crocker’s innocence

there’s those two people behind them that absolutely cannot believe what they’re looking at 

and then there’s the guy in the back who is waiting for jesus to take him away from all this nonsense

jonsn:

holy shit

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icehot-addiction:

bigwes:

Yandere Cupcake

Ingredients:
1 Can white frosting
1 Box Red Velvet Cake Mix

Sugar Glass:
2 cups water
1 cup light corn syrup
3 1/2 cups white sugar
1/4 teaspoon cream of tartar

Edible Blood:
1/2 cup light corn syrup
1 tablespoon cornstarch
1/4 cup water, or more as needed
15 drops red food coloring
3 drops blue food coloring

Directions:
Prepare Red Velvet Cake Mix According to box, line cupcake tins with paper cupcake liners.

Divide cake batter between lined cupcake tins.

Bake according to box instructions. Let cool and frost cupcakes with white frosting.

Make the sugar glass. Mix 2 cups water, 1 cup corn syrup, white sugar, and cream of tartar in a large saucepan; bring to a boil. Use a candy thermometer and boil sugar syrup until temperature reaches 300 degrees (hard ball), stirring constantly. The mixture will thicken as water evaporates. When sugar reaches 300 degrees, quickly pour onto a metal baking pan. Cool until completely hardened. Break into “shards” using a meat mallet.

Make the edible blood. Mix together 1/2 cup corn syrup and cornstarch in a large bowl. Slowly stir in the 1/4 cup of water, adding more if necessary, until the corn syrup mixture has thickened to the consistency of blood. Stir in the red and blue food coloring.

Stab each frosted cupcake with a few shards of broken sugar glass. Drizzle on drops of “blood” to complete the effect.

Source: Tamra Hermosillo

Crying because I will make this one day!

helpyoudraw:

TOW-7 How to Draw Blood by verticalfish

joshsux:

“Xbox one” wtf that’s worse than Wii u

the-dancing-batter:

Yes.

But one must remember to purify the noodles before cooking.

jcm-2:

Fanposter by Jcm2